Monday, April 7, 2014

Are You Too Thirsty?

Recent reports show that 1 in 5 men suffer from extreme thirst. Urban Dictionary describes the thirst as:

"An epidemic that seems to be spreading fast. Where a male or female does anything for the opposite sex because they are yearning for attention or sex. Only way to be cured is to get what they are desperately needing. Seems incurable"

Causes

Experts say that the thirst is caused by lack of dignity and self-respect.

Symptoms

Text Abuse
You send multiple messages before the other person even responds. This may start off as simple “hey” messages every few hours, but often end in thirst rage.



Thirst Rage
Girl never responds to your messages so you get pissed off. You show her what she's missing out on by making a complete dick of yourself. Here's an example.



Acute Cluelessness
Anyone in their right mind can see that you have no chance in hell but you're completely blind to the fact that the other person isn't interested in you.



TMI Syndrome
You send detailed explicit messages to people that have shown no sexual interest in you at all. ***Proceed with caution. Nastiness ahead***



How Can You Minimize Your Thirstiness?

Let It Go: Stop harassing people when they don't return your messages.

Avoid Thirst Traps: Some women post pictures or say things to induce the thirst. Ignore them at all costs.

Play It Cool: Being thirsty will never get you attention or laid. If it's someone you seriously want to get with then do your best to act normal.


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