Recent
reports show that 1 in 5 men suffer from extreme thirst. Urban
Dictionary describes the thirst as:
"An
epidemic that seems to be spreading fast. Where a male or female does
anything for the opposite sex because they are yearning for
attention or sex. Only way to be cured is to get what they are
desperately needing. Seems incurable"
Causes
Experts
say that the thirst is caused by lack of dignity and self-respect.
Symptoms
Text
Abuse
You
send multiple messages before the other person even responds. This
may start off as simple “hey” messages every few hours,
but often end in thirst rage.
Thirst
Rage
Girl
never responds to your messages so you get pissed off. You show her
what she's missing out on by making a complete dick of yourself. Here's an example.
Acute
Cluelessness
Anyone
in their right mind can see that you have no chance in hell but
you're completely blind to the fact that the other person isn't
interested in you.
TMI
Syndrome
You
send detailed explicit messages to people that have shown no sexual
interest in you at all. ***Proceed with caution. Nastiness ahead***
How Can You Minimize Your Thirstiness?
Let
It Go: Stop harassing people when they don't return your messages.
Avoid
Thirst Traps: Some women post pictures or say things to induce the
thirst. Ignore them at all costs.
Play
It Cool: Being thirsty will never get you attention or laid. If it's
someone you seriously want to get with then do your best to act
normal.
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